And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
A frog perches perilously on a hungry crocodile’s snout at a pool in Jakarta, Indonesia
Photo credit: Fahmi Bhs/Solent News
crystal formations in a pool
I don’t even care how much it’d hurt I would probably try and swim in this if given the opportunity. FUCKIN’ CRYSTAL POOL.
sO I WAS JUST SITTING DOWN MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND I GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND I FUCKING SEE THIS. SOMEONE CLIPPED A HAIR EXTENSION INTO THE CEILING. I THOUGHT THE FUCKING GRUDGE WAS GOING TO END MY LIFE.
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WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER
trying to avoid old classmates in public like leonadro dicaprio avoiding the paps